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ozric tentacles

An exciting British prog band, started in 1983. They have an amazing interesting sound.
The Ozrics are my favorite prog band. Period.
by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004
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Tentacleware

Tentacleware: Software which when installed on your PC gets into just about every aspect of your operating system, causing problems with other applications, and even the OS itself.

Programs like AOL, Gator, RealPlayer, and Xupiter are good examples. Not to be confused with Spyware, Tentacleware is so entrenched in your OS its hard or nearly impossible to remove completely.

Sometimes the removal of Tentacleware itself causes problems, becuase it leaves holes in the OS where it replaced a DLL file with one of its own specialized ones.
"this freaking software has its tentacles wrapped around my PC"

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"this tentacleware has my Windows by the shorts hairs, and I can't get rid of it"

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Windows ME is the tentacleware of the millenium
by Anthony Watts July 6, 2004
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Bro-testament

Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship
I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.
by Gerhardus August 11, 2011
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left tentacle-o-phobia

when youre scared of left tentacle in undercards
o shizzle this guy has left tentacle-o-phobia
by Hubertus_gaming October 3, 2017
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tentacle rape

Usually in adult-oriented Japanese Anime, when a large tentacled monster violates a woman in several orifices with his tentacles.

Also used synonymously with phrases like "took it up the ass"
Man, I got fucking tentacle raped at work.
by Omniverse March 27, 2003
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tentacle rape

The act of sexually assaulting a woman with tentacles. Since no human being can really sprout tentacles, this is generally restricted to Japanese Hentai. A versatile entity, such as a robot or alien, can perform tentacle rape on multiple victims at the same time.
Guy: you're a freaky slut aren't you
Girl: yea baby, give it to me
<Guy sprouts tentacles and rapes her orfices>
by blarg July 7, 2004
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tesão

to have an urge (usually sexual)
by MarcoPaolo January 6, 2009
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