temper shot

You can’t hit one

Dude 1: you can’t even hit a temper shot
Dude2: tries to hit a temper shot
Dude 1: you can’t hit one

by The cool guy 96 backwards June 11, 2021

Adult temper tantrum

When someone storms into the room and knocks over someone’s Eiffel Tower

The three of us were having a great time until mark stormed in and threw and adult temper tantrum

by Scooter scoots May 31, 2024

Temper

"You mean, YoU cAn'T cOnTrOl YoUr TeMpEr!?"

Hym "Oh no, I do! I AM! My rage is both performative AND deliberate! I AM controlling my temper and THE TOGGLE IS ON!!!"

by Hym Iam September 17, 2023

True Temper

Da raging fury you'll soon be in if you buy one of those crappy-a** wheelbarrows!

I've rebuilt and/or repaired over a dozen wheelbarrows using salvageable parts from dozens of derelict units dat local folks have given me, and by far da brand dat was da most damaged, warped, and/or rusted-out was True Temper... they use disgracefully poor quality --- and thin-gauge --- steel for da tubs, da wheel-bearings give out very quickly, and da handles are very frail.

by QuacksO August 7, 2023

Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.

Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!

by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022