1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.
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ˈtĕk-ˌkrēg
n. an overwhelming all-out attack with media, politics, wireless radiation, and biologics, after decades of dumbing down a population to the point they do not even know that a war is ongoing against them.
n. an overwhelming all-out attack with media, politics, wireless radiation, and biologics, after decades of dumbing down a population to the point they do not even know that a war is ongoing against them.
The techkrieg was so effective many people were actively turning against friends and family to promote reductions in freedom and liberty, and to push no-liability toxic experimental vaccines.
by #LetsDrewThis April 15, 2021
Get the techkrieg mug.Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
by jackman returns August 22, 2019
Get the Gym Teacher's Grandma mug.''Are you doing something or not??'' ''No..." ''I'm your teacher, so shut up and do something. Say the answer.""I wasn't raising my hand.."
by just...youknowwho September 12, 2011
Get the teacher mug.An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
by E hates Q August 14, 2022
Get the Techbro mug.By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.
Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
by MR_Mangler February 9, 2010
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