tatty blumpkin

Unimpressive blow job while taking a shit

Woman: was it good for you?
Man: Eh, tatty blumpkin.

by bigmike72 January 31, 2011

quite the tattie

quite content, unbothered

i was walking along quite the tattie, and then a bird shat on me

by hopewood January 21, 2019

tatty daddy

A daddy with a lot of tattoos usually single.

Joanna: "Hmmm, look at that tatty daddy over there."
Her Child: "Mom! Stop, I already have a dad and I don't even know if he's mine."

by IzzyC. June 13, 2019

Fatty Tatties

Fat people with lots of tattoes

Did you see all the fatty tatties at McDonalds?

by wallaby44 September 27, 2015

tatty water

man juice

i sprayed my tatty water on my bitch

by doc_love80 October 04, 2003

tatty bye

Means goodbye, but literally translates to "potato bye." Yes. Very normal.

"I have to go now.... tatty bye."

by Booakasha March 10, 2010

Tattie Houcer

A word commonly used to refer to Hibernian and Celtic fans.

'You're a right tattie houcer ya Hibee!'

by Blair Cee August 31, 2007