Tactical Lie Down

A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.

Abbreviated to tld.

Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet

Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker

by D3moralizer July 6, 2011

tactical fabulous

1. When a person wears military or tactical clothing and gear that are completely over the top and unnecessary, often comical in appearance. 2.When characters in movies and TV have the wrong gear, equipment, and weapons, in contrast to what would be used in a real world situation. 3. Tactical decisions that make no sense strategically, often seen in movies and TV because the director thinks it looks good or is clueless of actual tactics.

I had to stop watching that show because the SWAT team was way too tactical fabulous. In every mission they would show up with brand new uniforms, perfect gear, and zero situation awareness. Their complete lack of tactics made me cringe.

by d_press September 17, 2018

tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea

tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.

by patcat November 5, 2019

Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.

Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine

by Jur1234 September 16, 2020

Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.

Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.

by Silas07 January 7, 2021

Tactical Ping

When someone is lagging (mostly in fps games) so much, that it benefits them, it's normally seen when the person isn't moving, can't take damage, but can damage you and other players.

Person 1: This person isn't moving, and I can't hurt them, but they keep killing me!
Person 2: They Probably have Tactical Ping

by FeudalHarmonye September 16, 2023

tactically superior avocado

A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.

That tactically superior avocado is tactically superior, yo

by Tactically Superior Avocado October 28, 2013