tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

your chocolate tastes like caca

A meme on the internet where someone has chocolate and the other person says YOUR CHOCOLATE TASTES LIKE CACA

Yo, look at this chocolate I have
Me: your chocolate tastes like caca

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020

Taste like 4th of July

taste like Jensen Ackles.

Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.

by Nat Astaroth October 30, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Taste like Linton

Very low quality, or poorly cooked food.

Guy1: I had da worst crab cake yesterdee, dern if dat weren't a good eat. Taste like Linton.
Guy2: Waiiiiit. I bet dat weren't mealy.

by cheaseypeake February 17, 2014

Taste's Like Dick

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.

Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.

by JUSTIN SYDHER March 30, 2022