tardology

The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'

Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

tarkov fever

The feeling and unexplainable urge to play Escape From Tarkov

I thought Gabe would never play tarkov, he is probably suffering from tarkov fever.

by Josmhusm January 5, 2022

Tarhon👑☝🏾

The worst account in all of the IWC. Like get this man off my f*cking TL for my own mental stability istg

P1: Tarhon👑☝🏾 sucks d*ck
P2: IKR

by WrestlinGuy06 February 20, 2022

hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game

Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*

by alexstfu March 3, 2021

Tarot

A friggin' awesome heavy metal band from Finland, formed in the early 80's. The current lineup features Nightwish's Marco Hietala on vocals and Bass, Zachary Hietala on guitars, Pecu Cinnari on drums, Janne Tolsa on the keyboard and more recently, Tommi Salmela on backing vocals.

The worst part about Tarot is, next to no one has heard about them. They are popular in Finland, but it took 20 years to get something of their's to number one on the charts. In the United States and North America in general, forget it. NO ONE will have heard of Tarot. They do not sell their CDs in the States either. Hopefully Marco Hietala's fame in Nightwish will remedy this situation soon.

United States buyer: Where are the Tarot CDs?!

by Lemongrass Fields May 16, 2008

Taro

The best human being to ever grace this scum ridden hellhole of a world. He is 8 foot 3 and fears no one.

"Taro is so cool wow"

by Imabot937391893 October 24, 2019

Tarmo

Tarmo is an incredibly beautiful and handsome man. Hes much more beautiful than Lucas and has a better personality.
You should be happy when a Tarmo is your friend

Tarmo is the greatest man ever.

by bonbon January 17, 2019