Mexican Taser

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.

Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.

by Skullkan May 2, 2010

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tanser

A sexual word which implies that you would like to fuxk somebody.

Bro, I really want to tanser Ashley

by UrbanHelper365 May 29, 2017

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tanser

A gay faggot who likes to suck male organs for free.
He also likes to play with himself.

Wow! Chase and Ivan are such tanser's.

by UrbanHelper365 May 29, 2017

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tainer

the area between your anus hole and your vagina-Its different than a taint in that it smells like cheese

oh thats just my tainer

by i told you so dude May 14, 2011

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taser

A valuable tool for police when dealing with uncooperative shit bags, as can be seen in this priceless video:

http://www.wimp.com/ladytasered

I never laughed so hard in my life, did you see that uppity sack of crap go from tough talking badass to sqealing crybaby? Man that video is funny!

by Dodger July 15, 2008

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verb: to taser means to draw one's hand back and jab at rapid speed into the neck/jugular of a victim. Make the "tsss" sound while tasering. The neck area is merely a guide line. for best results taser a person who is unsuspecting, and laugh at their misfortune.

Yo man, Colleen was eating dinner in the dining hall, I creped up behind that cunt, and tasered her to the point that I left a bruise. Wow what a towel...

by Andrew Wright October 23, 2007

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