Swansexual

The deep fire inside that calls out when you see a swan. You feel drawn to the soft feathers and elegant beaks .

Person 1: Look how peng that fittie is
Person 2: Sorry man, I’m swansexual.

by LIY77 May 13, 2020

Swanstika

1. A formation of swans that denotes peace and wealth. A group of swans in this formation was highly regarded in ancient times. Adolf Hitler would later form his personal pet swans into this shape, and so it unfortunately became a symbol of hate and terror.

2. A swan with Nazi tendencies.

1. "Oh, what a lovely group of ducks Mr. Henderson has on his front lawn."

"Those, my son, aren't ducks. Look closely. Swans."

"OH MY GOD is that a...swanstika?"

"Yes, son. Mr. Henderson's a Nazi with an interest in ornithology."

2. "Why do those swans keep attacking our Jewish friends?"

"Those ain't regular swans. Look at them shaved heads and tattoos and leather boots. Those is swanstikas."

by nme91 June 24, 2009

Swanned off

To wander around

Were has he swanned off to

by Smithp0 October 31, 2015

swase

the aura around a man in pimp mode, it temporally breaks down the womans strict moral beliefs, giving the man some chance of acceptance

you man you see that guy, the swase is in effect

by madjack July 13, 2004

sydney swans

The single greatest sporting establishment in the history of the world. The Sydney Swans play in the AFL, not to be confused with the NRL, a sport solely concerned with the insertion of a finger into another man's anus. Premiers of the Australian Football League in 2005, they will surely become the premiers of the AFL in 2008, due to the rampant form of such stars as Barry Hall, Adam Goodes and Craig Bolton.

Fuck fuckity fuck, I couldn't get tickets to the Sydney Swans match as it is sold out but I'd rather have my penis ripped off with a cheese grater whilst eating shit (what rugby is best described as) than go to the NRL match.

by Swans Premiers '08 March 20, 2008

Candice Swanepoel

A blonde, leggy, South-American Victoria's Secret Supermodel, with a great waist to hip ratio.

"Dang, look at Candice Swanepoel's body!"

by megusta17 April 29, 2012

Swansboro

the most fantastic little sleepy fishing town where the most exciting thing is Yana's diner and Mullet Festival (the fish not the hair).

Swansboro is the little city by the sea.

by britbrat0301 March 30, 2009