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nigger stained

The root of all the negroes. The short story of negroes, is as follows:

While one day, when thousands of white man worked at an oil refinery, one was fucking around by drilling holes too deep. All the white man were confused, and decided to check it out. That's when 5000 gallons of pure oil spat out of the hole, only to get ONE of the un-lucky white man, who later became permanently stained with the oil. He became furious because he was not white anymore, and started nigger staining everybody, and turning white people into what is now called "negroes". It is said until this day, nobody has found the original negro who was first stained.
Ku Kluxer 1: Holy fuckin' hell, we better get the hell outta here before we git nigger stained!

Ku Kluxer 2: FUCK THEM NAGGERS!!! *gets nigger stained* Holy fuck!

Ku Kluxer 1: DIE NAGGER!!!!!!!!
by Anonymouz November 19, 2006
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Poop Stained Taint

The piece of skin that connects the anus to front. When a person wipes from back to front, the skin/taint becomes poop stained
I would like to lick your mom's poop stained taint.
by little e. June 11, 2006
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stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.
The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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D-Stained

Aright so your wacking off, and right when you finish you get a jizz stain on your shirt, D-Stain. Also used as slang when you beat somebody at something and give them the D-Stain
Cmoney: "Gettin some D-Stain's from Deez Nuhttz lately?
TJ: "I have a little penis Tj means tiny junk, dude I just got D-Stained
by Cmoneyyyyyy June 27, 2010
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Stained On The Hardware

"Yo RZA, you got the dust? I'm tryna get stained on the hardware."
by secondlined March 15, 2009
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stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.
Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
by existangst February 2, 2018
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stained

the effects of stain;feeling high
im so stained i cant feel my face
by Tim Doheny February 25, 2004
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