Jacksonville IS Support

The worst tech support avalible. Lazy with no knowledge. The home of zero.

Tech: Thank you for calling Jacksonville IS Support how can I help you?

Caller: Oh Shit not Jacksonville again..... CLICK!(Hangs Phone Up)

by Boonker May 1, 2009

Microsoft Tech Support

A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"

Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*

by XDhobo June 10, 2019

Child Support

A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?

It's a societal abuse of divorced men.

Child support needs to be abolished. It's abused more than it's properly used.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

hillary supporters

A brain dead person (usually female) that joins in a group decision including voting for Hillary, praising Satan, and killing your parents. All of which are equal.

most girls are Hillary supporters, also feminists, also killers, also dumb as a door nail, also...

by SevenKnights February 2, 2017

moral support

Offering your psychological help when doing absolutely nothing. Kind of like the sort of person who does jack shit during group projects.

"He's only providing moral support. What a wanker"

by NaysWindu May 26, 2017

Indian Tech Support

It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.

I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.

by SnuggleBuddies June 5, 2017

microsoft tech support

a kid named tahim

Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?

by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017