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Superbowl Shaft 

Being scheduled to work on Superbowl Sunday.
Jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the Superbowl - Jason: Damn it! Doug: What? Jason: I just got the Superbowl Shaft. Doug: Haha. Sucks to be you! I'm going to call you on break completley trashed!

Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.
Superbowl Shaft by TakJackson January 31, 2010

Superbowl Ring 

Taking one of your balls in between your fingers making in look like a ring.

Superbowl Surprise 

a huge, explosive fart brought about by an injury
When Brent jumped right on Hilary's guts, she let out a huge Superbowl Surprise.
Superbowl Surprise by frijole July 23, 2008

Superbowl Gluttony 

Spending the entirety of the Super Bowl not watching the game, but eating the provided food.
I try to watch the game, I really do. But when you see the kitchen table lined up with fattening snack foods, it can quickly turn into a nasty case of Superbowl Gluttony.

superbowl snafu

unexpected over-the-hill titilation
Inviting Janet Jackson to perform in the half time show was a major Superbowl Snafu!!
superbowl snafu by Dantheman February 10, 2004

superbowl surprise 

a huge explosive fart brought upon by an injury
When Brent jumped on Hilary's guts, she let loose a huge Superbowl Surprise.
superbowl surprise by frijole January 10, 2009