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suckle my rectum

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)
he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020
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suckle on my jiggly muffins

to tell someone to suck on your balls in an interesting way.
Bitch you better suckle on my jiggly muffins.
by piercemyass November 3, 2013
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Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022
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Suckling Disease

a rare form of metaphorical sexually transmitted infection that is aroused when more often a woman has been performing the act of "suckling" on a day to day basis to strangers and therefore has acquired the disease due to repetition of the disgraceful act.
when you visit your best mates house and find that his mother is more than willing to have a nosh even though not much interaction is needed because she has previously acquired the highly rare "suckling disease" meaning she will have a nosh in any circumstances with any stranger, no cash in hand needed due to the disease being present.
by Gun Boy August 23, 2010
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The Meme Boy Suckle

A sexual act for redditors and people into spousal abuse alike to participate in

The “Meme Boy Suckle” is where, during sex, you suckle the milk out of a woman’s tit and save it in your mouth. When you ejaculate you spit it in the woman’s face.
Sheril: “What are you doing?”
Chad: “The Meme Boy Suckle of course!”
by Fat retarded retard December 3, 2019
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Suckle down

Drinking alcoholic beverages as a young piglet would suckle from the teet of his mother aka suckling pig
Man I was sauced last night, I had to suckle down on a few paddys just to get my head in the game
by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019
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