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wheel sucker

To be on a long bike ride (training ride or race)and trailing a person or people very closely (thereby minimizing your effort and making the person in front of you do all the hard work)all day until the last leg, then taking off to finish the ride first in front of your buddies like you are hero.
"Did you see him last week? He is such a Wheel Sucker. He pulled a wellesley and rode up my back for 60 miles and then took off like a hero to finish the ride in front of us all!!! He should take some HGH, rather than make me do all the hard work"!
by The Real IG August 9, 2007
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fun sucker

One who sucks fun.

A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the Lindsay Lohan movie Freaky Friday.
Bob: Hey, Frank. Wanna go cow-tipping with the guys tonight? It'll be a blast!
Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.
Bob: ...

Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?
Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.
Chris: ...

George: Frank, you wanna come on a road trip during Spring Break?
Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.
George: ...
Chris: ...
Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.
by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005
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serotonin sucker

Someone who is so miserable they bring you down and sap your happiness.
Everytime I'm with that serotonin sucker brother of mine, I feel gloomy.
by Jonfurstn November 25, 2009
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Fox-sucker

Someone who falls for everything he hears on Fox TV.
"The liberals are turning this country socialistic."
"Don't be a Fox-sucker.
by bobbydellwood November 12, 2009
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Beef suckers

Your mouth, referring to dick sucking originally from Joseline Hernadez
"Bitch, don't talk to me with your beef suckers"
"Go put your beef suckers to work hoe"
by Rich Gand October 8, 2016
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Sucker-Free

To be free of people who only want to leech off you.
As nice as it is to help others, you have to help yourself.
Joe: Hey, can I have a loan of 20 bucks? I swear I'll pay you back...
Sam: I stay Sucker-Free bitch.
by Hi-Que January 8, 2012
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soul sucker

Soul Sucker
(sōl ˈsəkər)

n. a person or collective group of people who focus exclusively on personal gain, draining whatever they can either mentally, emotionally or spiritually from others, without any thought of reciprocation or giving in return. To take without giving.
That soul sucker always leaves me feeling empty and cheated.
by boldstrike August 6, 2010
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