suck my balls

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!
by Occsters May 28, 2012
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suck my cock

Verb Phrase -

Usually used akin to kiss my ass
"Yeah, you know what? You can suck my cock; I'm outta here."
by DEC_42 January 14, 2008
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Suck my dick

What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
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Suck my duck

"Suck my duck bitch!"
by Bahamuta September 30, 2007
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Suck my cock

When someone pisses u of and u say why don't u suck my big white juicy cock
by Wertyuio9 November 20, 2018
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suck my cock

One really rude way of asking your lover to have an oral intercourse with you.
by Diane-chan June 12, 2007
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Suck My Toe

A polite way of telling someone to fuck off.
She says: Where were you last night?
I say: Dudet, suck my toe!
by Jaded STP February 21, 2007
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