scuzzard

a dirty looking molester type man over 40 whos hands are permanently cupped in masturbation mode

the scuzzard masturbates and farts simultaneously

by ryen March 11, 2003

scuzzhog

A disgusting pig of a woman with a loud mouth and fat ass. Good for one thing only, and usually not even really good for that. A girl you would pretty much rather pull your toenails out instead of fucking her.

Nikki is a stupid, ugly bitch. No, she is much worse than that, she is an absolute scuzzhog and I wouldn't fuck her with your dick."

by Daddy Ruxpin November 9, 2010

Spuzzling

When the person who gives oral sex gargles with the semen. To spuzzle.

When Brad shot his load in Chad’s mouth, Chad tipped his head back and began spuzzling it.

by Typroes1 December 24, 2018

Shuzzie

What your wearing especially your shoes

Good shuzzies: your drippin in swagger
Bad shuzzies: what the fuck is that from goodwill?

“Yo Mitchell why the fuck your shuzzies so shit bro? Is that a fucking hand me down? Don’t ever talk to me again you bitch”

by Mcatherin07 November 17, 2019

Scuzzball

Referring to a Disgusting, or uninviting individual.

“I would have never thought such a woman could end up being a scuzzball”

by Network Rico February 23, 2020

Sleepy Stazzone

An individual with low amounts of energy being depressed around a group of friends or coworkers.

Chris, stop being a Sleepy Stazzone, you're ruining the upbeat atmosphere of this area.

by CharlieFoxxtrot August 7, 2008

squzzed

The art or action of squeezing someone or something, with normal force but adding a more oomph or a special touch. Also something your dad says instead of saying "squeezed" because he was too intoxicated to pronounce it correctly.

She refused to grab me a beer, so I squzzed her arm. She then got me a beer.

by d4nmy3rs October 1, 2014