Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.

While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.

by eto418 August 21, 2008

Stoogle

Stalk via Google search. We all engage in it anymore so I figured I'd give such behavior a name.

"After an exhaustive stoogle of you at work today, I've decided to rescind my original offer to be your roommate"

by stoppinandthinkin April 29, 2014

Stroodle

Just another term for your man jelly; aka your cum. During intercourse and just before cumming the male will pull out his dick and pump his "stroodle" out on to his girl...apply where disired.

Dude! after i was done fucking your mom i smeared my stroodle all over her!

by Ryan May 8, 2004

stooglemart

An unintelligent being, similar to an Oaf

God dammit zoe is a stooglemart

by Poko the monkey March 23, 2003

scrooged

Running into the bathroom to take a dump. Ask soon as you start your dump, you instantly know that you will have to take a shower right after because toilet paper just wont work. if you happen to scrooge in a public restroom, search "Fucked" on UrbanDictionary.com

Joey: Where were you, you've been upstairs for the past 54 minutes?
James: Ya, i scrooged the shit outta your toilet. i then proceeded to take a 10 minute shower.

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010

snoogledorf

A cat, that act's like its been bad, ears back, slinking around, looking for trouble

Look at Asher he is being a snoogledorf!

by Spencer Hansen January 22, 2008

poodle stroodle

a word to be used when ur at a loss for words. It lets you express your anger. It counteracts the word "fagbox" and is often used to burn on somebody.

"Well your a poodle stroodle and dont know SHIT!"

by quaid spearing March 4, 2008