The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
Get the Michigan Stretchermug. by textman09 December 27, 2013
Get the stretchermug. Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".
by Baffersty March 7, 2018
Get the mound stretchermug. Freckle Stretcher (noun)
Slang, vulgar — A term used to describe anything (or anyone) that stretches the anus during anal sex. “Freckle” being a tongue-in-cheek reference to the butthole, and “stretcher”… well, you get the idea. Often used humorously or graphically in adult conversations.
Slang, vulgar — A term used to describe anything (or anyone) that stretches the anus during anal sex. “Freckle” being a tongue-in-cheek reference to the butthole, and “stretcher”… well, you get the idea. Often used humorously or graphically in adult conversations.
by Shandeau April 14, 2025
Get the Freckle stretchermug. A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
Get the soda-stretchermug. A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.
1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.
2. A homosexual jerking off another male.
3. A male who masturbates.
1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.
2. A homosexual jerking off another male.
3. A male who masturbates.
by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023
Get the Meat Stretchermug. A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
by m4gssssss August 6, 2017
Get the Shirt stretchermug.