Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Strategic Boning

Pre-college graduation prostitution in order to gain an advantage.

Cindy is not some prostitute. She's using strategic boning so that dude will let her live with him.

by Boner Stratego September 9, 2010

Strategic Spammer

Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients

Mr Jani is a lead strategic spammer in his company.

by poyani July 2, 2007

Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.

Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.

by Mookie Eleanor January 12, 2009

strategic friendship default

Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.

Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"

Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."

Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."

by taylork79 July 15, 2010

Strategic Crashery

a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience

i used strategic crashery to get on the roof

by frank's_place January 23, 2011

Strategic Hold

When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.

The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants

by Skin Sub Guy March 29, 2015