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Stompled

A combination of stomped and trampled.

Usually the stomping will happen first, and then be followed up by a trample.

used for a particularly bad stomping or trampling involving human or mammalian feet, often in a shocked and excited manner .
Human: As I watched a group of five guys kicking the shit out of someone, my friend remarked to me: Damm, that dude was strait stompled!

Mammalian: Visual Example: Picture this:

When a Bull gore's a matador and then proceeded to stomp all over him. The Bull is so happy at his victory, the bull will look high in the air in ecstasy. Puffing and snorting, half slobbering at the time, the bull kicks one then the other of his powerful legs as he gets down to the business of his only job.

It's like a cat in the litter box, except that the cat is ten pounds and is kicking around sand. The Half-ton bull on the other hand, is trying to make the matador sand. Brutally kicking the helpless body with powerfull strikes as fast as he can.

That bull just stompled the matador!
by Hawaii FO February 18, 2011
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StumbleuPwned

1. The act of receiving a large number of thumbs down ratings and bad reviews on a submission to StumbleUpon.
2. Being in some way damaged by excess stumbling (loss of job, girlfriend, track of what day it is, etc.)
"I'm really getting sick of people claiming that goddamn tree in Disney world is either a real tree or not in Disney World, but I love seeing it get stumbleupwned so badly."
by David Davids0n October 21, 2008
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stumble

A toolbar, a random search tool and an eclectic community. Yet another way the evil internet waists my time.
by Chewie February 27, 2005
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stumble upron

1. the act of finding someones secret porn collection

2. to browse through pornography to find some suitable for ejaculation

derived from the internet device called StumbleUpon
Dude I totally just stumbled upron in my dads sock drawer!

I really wanted to find some asian pornography so I stumble upron'd the internet for some
by teradaktil August 19, 2009
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Hop on Stumble Guys

zoomer slang for aggressive animal sex, often used by males who are fond of Stumble Guys and bestiality.
“Hey bro, wanna hop on stumble guys later?”

“Sure, I just have to lubricate my dog Kelly first”
by Gay Stumble Guys Sex October 3, 2022
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stumblefucked

shit i've been stumblefucked. what will i do with my boring existance?
by Eugene Rockafella December 9, 2008
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stumblejohn

Stumblejohn! I can't beleive I wen't and did that without thinking...
by Kirby Peawauket May 3, 2005
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