An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.
A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."
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Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.
Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.
Frank: Ouch!
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.
Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.
Frank: Ouch!
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014
Get the Rip and Stitch mug."Small" town on the outskirts of Ottawa - used to be basically only a Flea Market but has expanded into Kanata in the recent years.
The population consists of rich bitches who basically live off of mommy and daddy's money (Looking at you Sacred Heart Students/Alumni). The population is basically all Caucasians.. With like 5-10 black people. Oh so diverse.
People absolutely cannot drive, but they think they're fucking amazing. There's also nothing to do except go to Browns, McDicks and Timmies. But hey, if you can play hockey, the town will fucking love you, so don't worry!
The population consists of rich bitches who basically live off of mommy and daddy's money (Looking at you Sacred Heart Students/Alumni). The population is basically all Caucasians.. With like 5-10 black people. Oh so diverse.
People absolutely cannot drive, but they think they're fucking amazing. There's also nothing to do except go to Browns, McDicks and Timmies. But hey, if you can play hockey, the town will fucking love you, so don't worry!
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"We were already in the field when that Stitch Nazi told us the thread count of our uniforms would never pass muster."
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