The ultimate insult for the worst of humanity. When “asshole” or “fucktard” or “ultimate loser” or any other such description is completely insufficient. For this situation, Mensa Stewie is a special term that combines the stereotype of the asshole Mensan (a belittling self-aggrandizing humorless dullard douchebag who is about 1/1000 as smart as he/she pretends) with cartoon legend Stewie (a precocious sociopathic sort who feigns adulthood but has the emotional maturity, judgment, and communication skills of a developmentally challenged toddler).
Normal person: Did you hear that a porn star has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize?
Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.
Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.
Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.
Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.
Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.
Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.
Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.
Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.
by Bigdogs123 March 04, 2024
"Oh my god, did you see that stolen picture of me? My head looks so flat from the side! I have Stewie Syndrome!!"
by Loki's Wife, Al November 20, 2023
to receive something that is not what it seems.
when something turns out to be different than what it initially was perceived to be.
when something turns out to be different than what it initially was perceived to be.
In 1984 Major League Baseball pitcher Dave Stewart was arrested in Los Angeles for the solicitation of a prostitute who turned out to be a male masquerading as a female.
Dave got Stewied!
Dave got Stewied!
by team ocho January 07, 2008
by all doo March 09, 2011
Based off that one episode where stewie throws a tantrum over the broken tv. shows when somebody is angry over something so stupid and pointless that it seems like hes pretty much throwing a tantrum
by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 June 07, 2024
a sex act in which you stuff a mini football (shaped like stewie griffins head) up your lovers rectum/vagina and bang it, and upon nutting on the mini football you shout “DUECES”
by Shiddyboi2 March 20, 2023
Absolutel stallion l, has the bulid of a Greek god fucks like a porn star ultimately you would be lucky to date Stewie
by Octagon3000 November 24, 2021