(n.) a carnivorous mammal that prefers his food deep-fried with a tall glass of sweet iced tea or a super strong margarita. Offer great advice and support, but only when he feels like it. And often saves the world, but again -- only when he feels like it.
Academically gifted and worldly. Garners the attention and hatred of others by being an over-achiever. Lovably promiscuous. Travels to foreign lands on a whim. Kicks ass when necessary and administers justice to narrow-minded juveniles with a bitch-slap.
Stevens often appreciate good food, good liquor, witty conversation, club music, and hot, sweaty bodies.
Great for a friend. Terrible for an enemy. Approach Stevens with caution (or you gonna get bitch-slapped).
Academically gifted and worldly. Garners the attention and hatred of others by being an over-achiever. Lovably promiscuous. Travels to foreign lands on a whim. Kicks ass when necessary and administers justice to narrow-minded juveniles with a bitch-slap.
Stevens often appreciate good food, good liquor, witty conversation, club music, and hot, sweaty bodies.
Great for a friend. Terrible for an enemy. Approach Stevens with caution (or you gonna get bitch-slapped).
"Hey, what happened to your friend?"
"Oh. He when to Austria to teach people about American materialism, or something like that. He left a few days ago."
"Shit...talk about being a Steven."
"Oh. He when to Austria to teach people about American materialism, or something like that. He left a few days ago."
"Shit...talk about being a Steven."
by Personal AzN February 12, 2010
A very sarcastic individual.
Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.
He's a HUGE family guy.
Few people hate him and when someone hates him, he makes it is own personal mission to change their mind.
Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.
He's a HUGE family guy.
Few people hate him and when someone hates him, he makes it is own personal mission to change their mind.
Tiffany: Is my butt fat?
Steven: No, but Dom's is!
Dom: I know!
Steven: It's ok, I like it. ;)
Steven, Dom and Tiffany: LOLMALSH!
Steven: No, but Dom's is!
Dom: I know!
Steven: It's ok, I like it. ;)
Steven, Dom and Tiffany: LOLMALSH!
by Steven Savio August 31, 2008
1.Shorter way of saying even stevens
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)
by Wmgjt October 19, 2016
Very nice person and rlly funny too always there to help u when u need help and also good looking sweet and kind
by Jenny The best September 23, 2017
A cool, sweet guy with a big heart. Tends to love dogs especially chow chows. Is a attic to work out and to stay fit. Usually bilingual or trilingual. He can make a girl laugh or guy. Usually wears glasses and makes him double the smarts.
by Inaliak June 29, 2017
Stevens tend to be attractive. They have a reputation for slightly to extremely mischievous behavior. Stevens don't like having a lot of work, as they prefer being free to do what they like. Once a Steven is determined to do something, they are dead set to complete their 'mission'. While they appear confident, Stevens are real softies inside. They are extremely caring, even if it doesn't seem like it.
Stevens tend to pick up on things rather quickly, whether it's memorizing a button combo for a video game or noticing a change in your demeanor. Even if you usually appear stoic.
Stevens are usually blunt and straight to the point. Almost never using tricks. If they do - it's puppy eyes. Definitely puppy eyes.
Stevens tend to pick up on things rather quickly, whether it's memorizing a button combo for a video game or noticing a change in your demeanor. Even if you usually appear stoic.
Stevens are usually blunt and straight to the point. Almost never using tricks. If they do - it's puppy eyes. Definitely puppy eyes.
Person 1: "I think I'm in love."
Person 2: "How so?"
1: "Well, this person is very kind and caring. They always can tell when somethings wrong."
2: "It's Steven, isn't it?"
Person 2: "How so?"
1: "Well, this person is very kind and caring. They always can tell when somethings wrong."
2: "It's Steven, isn't it?"
by DemonicSadisticKitten March 26, 2018
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