sqonk

sqonk is a word that is totally real and wasnt made 3 minutes ago. it's a derogatory term, usually meaning idiot

Fred: why did you just kick that dog? you sqonk!!

Billy: "sqonk"?

Fred: Yes, Billy, it's a totally real word that wasnt made 3 minutes ago!! it means idiot!

by JMC03 December 4, 2021

skwonk

a sound that a penis makes when squeezed

She squeezed my dick and he skwonked.

by charlesvictoria March 31, 2010

Sqwink

1.Something one does to shield ones eyes from the sun.
2. The act of closing ones eyes to lessen the impact of harsh sun rays.

That sun was so bringt I had to sqwink my eyes!

by Jazzy McJazziness April 20, 2010

squonk

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster

i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it

by oz May 23, 2003

sqwank

an expression used to fuck someboby up in a pressure situation.

for example your friend(ish) is kicking a field goal in madden 2004 and you want to screw him up you just say "sqwank" before the kick to get him out of his game.

by Ray Solorio December 5, 2003

shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008

Sqwinky

another term for "cool", you can replace cool with sqwinky to show more thought about things

Boy 1: Look at that new motor cycle, isn't it cool?
Boy 2: I know, it's so sqwinky!

by JYlee October 31, 2009