squirble

The act of simultaneously stimulating the genitals of a squirrel and a gerbil.

"Dude, I totally got my squirble on today!"

"Milk without cookies is like a squirble without the gerbil"

by Justin "Animus Beastus" Merriam September 16, 2007

squiby

The act of being hungover and mindless.

Not speaking intelligently.

Jeff is extremely squiby, he partied with way to many drugs and hookers last night.

Rich is squiby, he can't hold his alcohol and wears a hangover like no other.

by Gambi2004 February 26, 2014

Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.

"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"

by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010

squirmy

when u tickle ur significant other and they squirm and hate it

joseph you're so squirmy let me tickle you

by wuhmanwonder March 8, 2018

Squirty Cream

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.

By wife just sneezed after sex, now there is squirty cream all over the bed

by Dr omlet pasty masher December 21, 2018

squirly

<adj> Refers to a straight woman who occasionally "flips" and sleeps with another woman, most often in swinger-style scenarios.

Mona's not generally into chicks but she's been known to get squirly after a few whiskey cokes.

by DyeingSwan February 26, 2009

Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.

by phiya August 6, 2011