sally squib squab

a person bein making girly excuses for being lame or mopey

Andy why you bein a sally squib squab

OR
your soundin sally squib squab right now

by STONE!! March 23, 2010

Squib

A vape, or the act of vaping itself

"Bro lets squib off our squibs because urban dictionary wont publish our definition and it makes us sad bro"

by Thewarfalcon May 12, 2016

squib

FILCH FROM HARRY POTTER

A NON MAGICAL PERSON BORN TO MAGICAL PARENTS

yo is that the cat-lady, squib, Filch?

I hate squibs

Lucious Malfoy is a squib

I have a fatass like a squib

by mousexualmachinegun January 6, 2023

Squib

A thick, liquid discharge from the anus during peak arousal. With practice, one can aim the trajectory. It is NOT fecal matter.

"Yeah Cindy, you know how girls can squirt? It's like that, but out of your asshole. It's a squib."

"In a stunning act of athleticism, he completely a full back handspring. While mid-air, he squibbed directly into Zach's eyes."

by Mahoser July 23, 2025

Squib

noun
/squib/
Slang for blunt.

“Yo, bro, pass that squib! I’m tryna get HIGH AF tonight!”

by Dr. Kenneth Faulk May 29, 2018

Squibbing on jibsac

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021

Squib

(Sounds like squeeb) Slang for fireworks

Wow look at those squibs

by Livelylife December 16, 2021