squib kick

a girl that is ugly as hell and ultimatley pointless.

what the hell is that squib kick doing here?

by mr.gregg November 16, 2006

squib squab

a person or people who are being lame or mopey.

quit being a fuckin squib squab

or
your all bein a bunch of squib squabs!!

by STONE!! March 22, 2010

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

Squib's Party

A party in 2008 where everything happened, you had to be there to see it.

Bert: "What the hell is a Tortledonkey?"
Curt: "You were NOT at Squib's Party in 08."

by 555_Jaydan July 22, 2023

damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

by Will February 7, 2004

Apple Squib

The Apple Squib is the greatest thing in existence, according to the national South-Korean census in 1989.

In South-Korea, they really do love their Apple Squib.

by DigitalBiscuit January 19, 2013

Rangle a Squib

To have bowel movements; take a crap.

Oh man, I had to rangle a squib this morning. It was a brutal one!

by Riggleman Sams September 23, 2009