the squeegee

Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished.

I was driving home and I decided to do the squeegee to this girl I saw during gridlock.

by The Super Huge Big Man August 8, 2010

Mexican Squeeze

Grabbing the male genitalia and squeezing it with all your might in a downward twisting motion. Intended to inflict pain to your close friends.

Jared gave Austin a Mexican squeeze.

by Thepastybros September 17, 2018

squeezebox

A tight pussy.

Suzie has a really nice squeezebox.

by zippity doo October 6, 2017

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.

Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009

squeeze

A girl, or guy, who is not one's girlfriend, but often has sexual relations with that person anyway.

Nah, man. She's not my girl, she's just a squeeze.

by klasikahl March 11, 2004

tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

Shit Squeezer

Anus, anal cavity, butthole, asshole.

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.

by PayneTaylorDE302 April 13, 2020