squanchmaxxing

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.

Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.

by squidelish June 16, 2024

Squainch

1. An interjection expressing disgust or revulsion, often accompanied by a grimace or a shudder. It is frequently used in conjunction with the word "Brother" to emphasize the intensity of the disgust.

2. Exceptionally good; excellent.

3. Impressive; remarkable.

Synonym: great, tremendous, amazing, bussin' (slang).

"Brother, squainch! Did you see what he just ate?"
"That pizza was squainch!"

"Her dance moves were truly squainch."

by dericktheblademaster27 February 5, 2025

Squanch

that good shit…

Bro that’s not Squench, that’s SQUANCH

by A. Covington June 12, 2025

Squancho

Is the fat roll that is located between her Va-Jay-Jay and bellybutton.

Man, did you see the squancho on that heifer?

by Woodhippie December 31, 2025

Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"

Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!

by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022