squindledwarf

Someone who is psychotic, typically targeted to someone who is below 4'11

Short person: I'm so sick and tired of my team losing!

Normal person: Maybe get better, squindledwarf.

by BugLovesButts December 27, 2023

squangle

to mess up, make a mistake

damn it, I've squangled it again

by jambo January 25, 2004

Squalled Out

When someone gets extremely trashed on alcohol or drugs. This person often cannot carry on a conversation and usually pukes all over the place. An ambulance ride is most likely inevitable.

"Dude. I was at a party last night and some guy was falling all over the place and pissed himself. He was so squalled out".

by Moose81 July 14, 2009

squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 10, 2013

squaddle

To waddle from a squatting position.

After licking frosting from the cake, my sister tried to squaddle out of the reach of our mother's switch.

by milleresque February 16, 2015

squaggled

When you fuck something up, horribly bad.

Oh, shit I squaggled that up!

by Kennedy8127 March 30, 2015

Squaggled

For something to be messed up, weird.

You'r e dating Adam? That's squaggled up.
This bedroom is SQUAGGLED!

by mason_marble<3 November 14, 2017