T-squared

T-squared, is an amazing actress and singer. When she was in the womb, she designed the Eiffel Tower, who is now her brother. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and turn her legs into tigers. Her father is best friends with Brett Favre and is an undercover agent who is building her an underground mansion. Her whole family went to Yale, and she will be going to Juliard this fall. She's a time traveller and invented penicillin. She rode with Sacajeweya. She gave voice lessons to Beyonce, and now she IS Beyonce. She is the queen of the moon.

Wow, that's so t-squared of you!

by t2lover April 14, 2011

lol squared

lol x lol or lol to the power of two
a way for maths geeks to express that something was very funny.

See also lol to the power of -1

-"Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking-treeoids and super intelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms, and it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro orientated stimuli and in fact leading the biro equivalent of The Good Life."
-Lol squared!

by Lyde January 23, 2008

H squared

A nicname for the village of Harwood Heights

You leave in Norridge? Naw man, I live In H squared.

by Crazy Angel July 17, 2007

gurl hay squared

Means the same as "hay gurl hay" but simplified in a calculator.

Me: Hey, Christina!
Christina: Gurl hay squared!

by HayGuysCatLuvr June 2, 2009

squaredo

a lame wierdo
a square = a lame + a weirdo = a wierd person =
squaredo

You were a squaredo today at the movies. You were all boring and strange.

by Lynxys April 8, 2008

SquareDweller

A dirty humanoid like animal that wreaks of cigarette smoke and week old armpit sweat that lives on a small town square and stares at vehicles that pass by it's dwelling. Usually they are seen with a stained wife-beater, no bra, bare stained feet, and a child on their hip dressed in only an overflowing shit diaper. They usually "chest-up" to passing cars they don't recognize and say the words "what bitth" (lisp) when looked at. AKA- CurbCritters, Scurve, Sped, and Dirtheads.

Jeff- Man I hate going though this town; every time I do the SquareDwellers throw their babies and poop at my car!

by EddieWolf April 9, 2016

VP Squared

VP Squared: Verb, Pronoun, Preposition- Get=(verb) Over=(preposition) It=(Pronoun).

A geeky English Major's way of being sarcastic to another in conversation, through an overly dramatic and drawn out manner, in order to successfully make the recipient of said phrase feel like a complete tool.

Best used within the social context of a well established and long term friendship as a form of backhanded endearment; otherwise you might just get punched out.

Can also be used in the past tense.

Example:

Bob - "Man, My GF is such a drama queen."
Tom - "How long are you going to put up with her shit? VP Squared, already!"
Bob - "Huh? VP what?"
Tom - (Heavy sigh)"Verb, Preposition,
Pronoun, dumb ass."
Bob - "Come again?"
Tom - "Get Over It, Man! DAMN!"


Past Tense Example:

Tom - "Hey, how are things with you and the bitchy GF?"
Bob - "I vp squared that situation (got over it). Broke up with her weeks ago, son."
Tom - " Good for you, man."

by Prospoi November 1, 2008