Squaffer

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

by Big Eez January 24, 2012

squaffed

eating food with a ravenous delight

I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

by kearnygirl April 6, 2014

squadflip

A bitch that hangs out with your crew and fucks each one of them when you are drunk.
then after everyone in your crews fucked her, she comes back around.. you all yell "SUQADFLIP!"

"look at this bitch right here, shes fucked all my niggas... SQUADFLIP!"

"Hey nigga, hit the gas station and get a pack of jimmy hats... squadflips on her way over."

by Joey AE & shane January 16, 2008

squarf

The act of regrettably and hastily consuming an item.

My wife offered to watch Moana for the fourteenth time and I decided, instead, to squarf down a box of bullets.

by James A Cockles September 16, 2017

squiffle

The combined act of shuffling over and squishing together to make room for someone to sit down.

"If you squiffle a bit I'm sure we can fit four on the sofa."

by Jamedeme July 30, 2008

squff

To fornicate while squatting in a manner that is quick and to the point.

There was very little to hide behind at the campground, so my girlfriend and I squffed behind a smll rock.

by J Man October 3, 2003

squiff

To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.

Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?

by Al Dog January 19, 2005