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scuba noob

1) Someone who's IQ is below sea level.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.
"Oh my god, Joe is such a scuba noob!"
"That's retarded; Don't be a scuba noob."
by chaosmastermind January 7, 2009
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spub

noun: a chump, a kid with so little word skills that he resorts to making up his own words
Man that kid Matt is such a spub; he just started making up words when we were playing scrabble!
by H Masta Jay January 11, 2009
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shubay

A Weird skinny Indian boi who always talks about dumb things with a very nerdy accent. BMI is around 10
Ty: Hey, Who is that weird kid over there licking the garbage juice?
Conner: Oh that guy? Oh, That's Shubay
by Mr.Lisi January 16, 2019
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Arabian Scuba Diver

Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.
I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver.
Its not gay to make a guy an Arabian Scuba Diver, as long as a picture is taken.
Giving another guy an Arabian Scuba Diver is just as gay as and Arabian Goggles.
by LadiesMan769 September 30, 2009
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Spybama

A noisy parent or guardian who compulsively checks your browsing history and call log.
Damn Mom, checking my bowsing history again, you're such a Spybama.
by Nym3r1a June 24, 2013
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Scuba

Scuba - a verb that describes the action of sitting down and shutting up. Most often used when talking to Karen's or Chad's.
Karen needs to scuba.
by Boobookitty38 July 2, 2020
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Scuba Tiger

Scuba Tiger(Noun): an epic person at chess
“damn, Alexadrea Botez is hot and what a Scuba Tiger too.”

Shit you won” -person one
“Damn bitch you just got Scuba Tigered” -person two
by FactsAndFavors November 16, 2021
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