the stupidist shyt ever invented everyone should just stop and do drugs
mah fucka fuck sports ya mean
by ahhhhh December 9, 2004
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Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV.

Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.
Sports promotes being HEALTHY AND FIT. What an appsolute waist of time! Who would possibly want to be HEALTHY AND FIT? And who on earth would want to watch the most entertaining thing in history anyway? Anyone who go's to a game or watches it on TV is a complete MORON!

Riiiight...
by Spikesy July 2, 2006
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something that some mother fucker invented and it is a complete waste of time. In the USA over 91 percent of the population enjoys sports and thats basically all they talk about, who ever invented sports should be raped hard.
him:lets go watch some new york giants play fucking ass sports!

me: fuck you bitch sports are for pussy's
by daddy January 7, 2005
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A game that is inherently competitive as well as physically trying beyond normal parameters encountered in daily life. Rules regulate all aspects of the game and are agreed upon prior to the start of a game. A winner/s is/are determined upon completion of the game by a determined authority.
There are many different sports, but football is my favorite.
by Mr.Salt December 15, 2016
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a person who is healthy and slim, but he´s eating junk food, smokes, drinks energy drinks.
"man, how can you be so slim? You are eating these burgers every day. "

"I guess i am on of these no sports"
by skoti February 19, 2016
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Without it, we'd be living dull, dull lives. Sports were invented to get people away from all the turmoil and stress they indure in their lifes, it made monday a GOOD day (Monday Night Football) and gave you a reward at the end of the day, because after you got home from work/school, you could watch the ballgame. Sports are very exciting and entertaining to watch on TV. Playing Sports are also very fun, and allows you to let out your agressing (Football) and makes you practice team work (Basketball) and Sportsmanship (Baseball) Whoever dosn't think sports are a good thing in our society is incorrect. Sports teach you great life skills, and allow people to relax in their stressfull lifes.
Sports Hater: Sports players are stupid and are overpaid.

Sports Enthusiast: Sports are a trillion dollor indunstry. As long as people buy tickets to the stadiums, buy basbeall caps, buy sports gear, etc. the average athletes will still be paid 0.0000000000000000000000001% of what that sports industry makes. These athletes risk their lifes (Football) playing over a hundered games a year (Baseball) and have to be able to pull of moves and make amazing shots that no ordinary person can do (Basketball) in order to entertain the entire world. If anything, actors are MUCH more overpaid then athletes. And sports require you to be VERY smart. You ever notice how all the Jock's in your school NEVER make it bigtime? It's because their STUPID!
by Geeter August 21, 2006
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sport are the worlds worst enemy...or to me atleast....OMG...i have to get back home in time to watch the football game !!!!
dam!! i think i have to kill myslef i missed the game!.....kill urelf...u realyl should

sports suck!!!!
by messy August 16, 2003
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