Splenda Daddy

An older man who supports a younger guy but at a less-than-affluent fashion.

Liberace was a sugar daddy but my broke-ass husband is a Splenda Daddy.

by missnancycook June 24, 2022

Splenda ghost

When you live in your exs head rent free.

Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.

by Hanabal71 December 10, 2021

Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.

Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.

by Jcm89 August 20, 2021

Splenda Daddy

A daddy who pays you for your company and not sexual favors.

He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.

by LionBroad December 3, 2016

Splenda

A white chick

Yo, that Splenda is hella fineeeeee

by Splenda Slayer April 4, 2019

Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.

Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”

by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022