Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.

Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.

by J-BAILS13 June 27, 2010

Death Splash

While crapping in a port a potty a splash goes directly into the anus.

Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 23, 2018

Port-a-splash

The blue liquid water that splashes out of the toilet onto your ass when taking a shit in a port-a-potty.

Man i got port-a-splash yesterday at the fair. I had no choice, all the junk i ate forced me to take a shit in the port-a-potty.

by Coomdog January 11, 2017

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

samoan splash

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

by February 11, 2020

saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

by Fautbauxter August 23, 2007

Twerk Splash

The act of twerking while hovering over a body of water whereby your flapping ass cheeks splash against the surface and cause turbulence.

Marie-Noel twerk splashed me with her ghetto booty at the water slides! I was drenched!

by SPLASHPUTIN July 28, 2015