Spandex-hippo

A person in spandex that is so large they resemble a hippo.

The Spandex-hippo is covering the whole corner with one leg.

by 😈👿 December 12, 2021

Spanex

Spanex

Spanex

by Spanex17 November 10, 2025

Spanex

The name of a man who claims to really hate every person ever, but is actually a big softy...with a very short temper

Bro, Spanex, he's really cool once you get past all the... evil

by Pine-Tree November 10, 2025

Spandex Jockey

A person who is covered head to tow in spandex, riding expensive bicycles, thinking that they own the road, and the road is their own Tour d France.

4-5 spandex jockeys were riding side by side not allowing cars to pass

by Mia San Rob December 26, 2025

thank spandex

"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

by AlexaSycamore June 5, 2009

No Spandex November

Every girl is not aloud to wear spandex for the month of november.

It's hard for boys to deal with no nut november so to help we need no spandex november

by No spandex november November 4, 2019