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Club Somalian

A person who is trying to get frisky while dancing, upon rejection, immediately insults your appearance and denies their interest in you.
Ben was trying to get frisky while dancing, I told him to fuck off, then he said he didn't want to hook up with me anyways and that I was fat and ugly...he is such a club Somalian!!
by Poshforpresident October 6, 2023
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somalian system

who have so big dick? somalian system community bro
by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023
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Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
by Andy grapes May 5, 2018
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Abdi the Somalian

Apparently this guy has a massive bunda like Thomas Aston's. He is a sexy beast when he walks down too skool and the year 7's are into this guy as well. He attracts all the kids who go to primary as well. This guy is a living legend with a massssssiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeee bum
have you heard of Abdi the somalian's bunda recently it has been trending on twitter. What a sexy beast
by Mulayam Singh October 27, 2020
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Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!
Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys
by Jugfruit November 18, 2023
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Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass
Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!
by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018
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