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Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass
Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!
by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018
mugGet the Somalian Mudslidemug.

somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.
— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018
mugGet the somalian avalanchemug.

Somalian Snake Screw

You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.
She was being annoying so I gave her a Somalian Snake Screw.
by hoefarr September 26, 2025
mugGet the Somalian Snake Screwmug.

somalian system

who have so big dick? somalian system community bro
by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023
mugGet the somalian systemmug.

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
mugGet the Somalian Driver’s Licensemug.

Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!
Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys
by Jugfruit November 18, 2023
mugGet the Somalian Systemsmug.

Somalian Campfire

When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.
"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."
by Big Nigga Joe March 12, 2020
mugGet the Somalian Campfiremug.

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