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soggy thomas 

A game kids play with a boy named Thomas. All the kids circle Thomas, jerk off on him and than yell out SOGGY THOMAS!!
Boy: have you seen Thomas around.

Boy 2: no not since we played soggy Thomas with him last week.Thomas Soggy Jerking
soggy thomas by Soggy Thomas January 7, 2015

soggy ball 

A soggy ball is a large wad of toilet paper that has been drenched in water and is either thrown at someone or dropped from a high vantage point such as a 3rd floor bathroom window onto someone
My friends and I were playing outside when my dad started dropping soggy balls on us
soggy ball by smackrabbits January 23, 2023

Soggy Subway 

A Soggy Subway is when you and the lads consensually gang bang a Subway employee/s after their shift. Then you, the lads, and the gang banged Subway employee/s go behind the Subway store and ejaculate on every peice of bread making the store a radioactive biohazard. A Soggy Subway also follows the same rules as a Soggy Biscuit, the last lad to nut in the subway employee/s must shit on their chest/s.
Subway employee: G-day lads, welcome to subway, what would you guys like?
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.

One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.

Soggy Doggy 

When you're hitting it from behind and she squirts on your pubes, so that you have to shake it off like a wet dog.
I fucked her so hard that she gave me a Soggy Doggy

Soggy Corndog 

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.
I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.
Soggy Corndog by SergejB July 16, 2018

Soggy Basketball 

A perfect word to describe someone you highly dislike in the most childish way possible.
Miles: oh boy! I sure love scrolling through Reddit!

Michael: shut the fuck up you Soggy Basketball