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Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!
by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010
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Soggy jada

A soggy Jada is just like soggy waffle but with a Jada. First the participants strap a Jada down then they start the fapping. The last person to cum inside Jada’s asshole has to take a straw and slurp the cum out of Jada’s ass.
Let’s go give Jada a soggy Jada
by Not Jada September 1, 2018
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Soggy bone

Receiving a blowjob with a case of whiskey dick. Therefore resulting in a blowjob with a very limp penis.
I think I got soggy boned by Leah after the party last night bro
by Cambam92 April 26, 2015
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Soggy Mushroom

A girl gives you a 'soggy mushroom' when she pisses on your dick.
by terdleface July 25, 2009
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soggy rowden

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the rowden is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the rowden) is forced to eat it. The rowden soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.
who fancies a game of soggy rowden?
by phily the rinser August 25, 2010
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Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.
by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012
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Soggy pombear

When someone slobbers over a crisp (especially a pombear) and it becomes a gross mush.
Oh man Jude’s just slobbered all over and now he’s got a soggy pombear
by Okaybutwhy July 12, 2019
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