A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
by Th3rd June 29, 2015
Soap used to sanitize the vagina just like a douche, hence it can readily be interchanged with the terms douche or douchebag It is a much more vulgar way of referring to an individual deemed unpleasant, idiotic, and generally annoying in all possible ways.
Boyfriend: "You're sister's new boyfriend is a douche!"
Girlfriend: "Don't call him that; it's mean!"
Boyriend: "Oh sorry...you're sister's new boyfriend is a piece of cunt soap!"
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving you..."
Girlfriend: "Don't call him that; it's mean!"
Boyriend: "Oh sorry...you're sister's new boyfriend is a piece of cunt soap!"
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving you..."
by capthooker January 28, 2012
A person who uses your shower, often without permission, and depletes your supply of soap, shampoo, conditioner, etc., in one shower usage. Typically, soap whores do not make the shower owner aware of such depletion of bodily cleaning supplies.
by ahhhhhgggg May 24, 2008
persuasion by blatant flattering
Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.
by The Return of Light Joker November 02, 2011
by DaddyOz May 29, 2018
The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.
by k4mik4zee December 19, 2009
A Japanese facility where men go to get bathed by women and then have sex with them. (Defined in a filthy frank video).
by Sin lettuce December 03, 2017