Soap Dick

A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.

B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it

Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.

Soap Dick for men is equivalent to a woman getting Sand-a-Vaganosis

by Th3rd July 10, 2015

Cunt Soap

Soap used to sanitize the vagina just like a douche, hence it can readily be interchanged with the terms douche or douchebag It is a much more vulgar way of referring to an individual deemed unpleasant, idiotic, and generally annoying in all possible ways.

Boyfriend: "You're sister's new boyfriend is a douche!"
Girlfriend: "Don't call him that; it's mean!"
Boyriend: "Oh sorry...you're sister's new boyfriend is a piece of cunt soap!"
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving you..."

by capthooker February 24, 2012

soap whore

A person who uses your shower, often without permission, and depletes your supply of soap, shampoo, conditioner, etc., in one shower usage. Typically, soap whores do not make the shower owner aware of such depletion of bodily cleaning supplies.

I can't condition my hair because my soap whore of a sister used it all up!

by ahhhhhgggg May 24, 2008

soft soap

persuasion by blatant flattering

Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2011

Dropped The Soap

If you drop the soap that means you get anal raped in the prison shower, I know from experience

Jayden dropped the soap and got the double whammy slammy from Tyrone

by DaddyOz June 10, 2018

Soap grafting

The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.

My mum always soap grafts because she doesn't want to waste anything. Soap grafting is good.

by k4mik4zee December 19, 2009

soap house

A Japanese facility where men go to get bathed by women and then have sex with them. (Defined in a filthy frank video).

Nathan said the soap house was very satisfying.

by Sin lettuce December 3, 2017