pimp sniffle

The manner in which a gangsta sheds tears, or weeps.

Concerned nigga from the block: "Hey Tyrone... I just wanted to check on you because I saw you crying at your homeboys funeral. Everything good, Dogg?"

Tyrone: "Nigga you trippin'. I wasn't crying. That was just a little pimp sniffle."

by Two.Wongs.dont.make.a.white August 20, 2024

Sniffle-Bum

To absolutely not want to do something, makes you cry, but do it for the Greater good.

I hate running, but i sniffle-bummed it for charity x

by The gem nook May 7, 2022

Shitful-sniffle

When you shit so hard you cry

Ricky had a shitful-sniffle in my bathroom

by ShiftyBoob November 8, 2016

Piggie Sniffles

What is really afflicting lazy workers who call in sick at work claiming they have 'Swine Flu'

'got the piggie sniffles fancied a wee holiday from work'

by Wetsoks July 17, 2009

Sniffle dick

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.

When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick

by big 10-4 March 29, 2023

sniffle tissue

Noun
A facial tissue in which one excretes their mucous when they have the sniffles.

"My sniffle tissue you will not throw!!!"

by The Original Mr. Sniffles October 15, 2006

Baby Sniffles

The feeling you get when you are ready to start thinking about having a baby, but aren't in full "baby fever".

I don't want kids yet, but I'm starting to get baby sniffles

by LJ512 January 23, 2022