smurf

When you get high by use of mushrooms. Useful when you want to get high with some friends without drawing attention. Dirived from the "Smurfs" cartoon because they live in mushrooms. Can be used in past tense and present tense, and can also be used as an adjective by use of "ed".

How bout we all smurf in the alley real quick.
He is smurfed out of his mind.
I caught John smurfing again.
John smurfs too much.
I smurfed for the first time last night.

by Johnd!!!!! September 24, 2007

smurf

a word that can replace verbs in sentences.

I saw u and smurfette leave the bar last night!
Yeah, as soon as we left the parking lot, she started smurfin me.
NO SMUFIN WAY!!!
smurf ya
smurf

by iainttellinumyname December 11, 2003

smurf

A tiny blue pill, a percocet of the 30mg variety

I popped a few smurfs last night and I was eff'd up!!

by Bobby Abs April 7, 2008

smurf

describing something cool,awesome,uber,etc.

That was the best movie ever! That was totally smurf dude!

by Reki October 8, 2007

smurf

A person who sits on IRC all day while smoking cigarettes. When he sleeps, which is rare, he does so on a mattress made of CPU fans. Curse his metal body.

R.I.P. sMURF, 1984-2006

by plankton_king March 23, 2003

smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word

1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!

by Jack Mehoff November 4, 2004

smurf

small blu creatures who seem harmless at first but beware, they are vicious when given too much sugar

Ben has too much sugar and has biten me

by steve linnard July 16, 2004