Smoosh Push

Smoosh-Push l smooshpush l
Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.
Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.
by Tarasaurusrex December 08, 2010
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Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.
"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."
by Taco96 January 06, 2009
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Smoosh

That dude just yarded two chicks at the same time. Damn, he's smoosh.
by Jason L Booth April 25, 2007
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Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.
Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.
by lexidaveraph March 19, 2011
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Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.
Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.
by Epicwins July 06, 2019
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Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.
When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.
by Trolalalala May 18, 2018
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beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.
The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.
by GatorFlores January 12, 2023
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