Smoked Meat Sandwich

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.

I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!

by Scott vanD March 4, 2009

smoked chicken

black pussy (smoke=black person; chick(en) = female, usually attractive) Archaic Southern term, but not without its contemporary applications.

Many's the time that Beauregard would wait until the Missus was asleep, then slip out to the servant's quarters for a little smoked chicken.

by John Rooks June 16, 2003

smoked ham

When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.

Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....

by seedy March 22, 2003

smoked trout

You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.

Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.

Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"

by the fisherman of trout January 1, 2010

Smoked Out

Being so incredibly high on weed that you feel as if the world is turning.

Experiences include, but are not limited to:
Uncontrollable laughing
Hallographic vision
Senses Version 2.0 (Everything you hear, touch, smell, taste, and see is more amazing than ever)
Munchies
Forgetfulness
Story Telling
Lack of Coordination
Dizziness (Its the good kind)
Red eyes/Squinty eyes
Sitting in a car with your mouth hanging open

If you have not felt more than 3 of the above feelings/exeriences you did not experience a good high.
Go smoke dope!

Girl: Hey, whats up?
Boy: Smoked out girllllllll oh my goddddd.
Girl: Gimme that dope! Pass that!

by smokinsmokinshani August 10, 2009

Smoked Trout Salad

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.

Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.

by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011

smoked up the money

its when you or your friend spend all the rent money on crack (or any other drugs)

last night leroy smoked up the money so now i cant even buy diapers

by Dwight Taylor January 2, 2007