Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

dictator smock

Smock-like shirt-blouse-tunic-coat favored by dictators and dictator-wannabes such as Kim Jong Un, Dr. Evil, Gadaffi, and Hillary Clinton.

Check out the dictator smock that Hillary Clinton was wearing for her speech last night. She must be taking fashion advice from Kim Jong Il.

by Juan230 June 1, 2016

Joshua Smock

Joshua Smock is a guy. yea he kinda cool

DO you know who Joshua Smock is?
no

by ifuckbabies November 2, 2021

SMOCKED

The act of either attracting a person with your charm, or repelling them with your fist.

Person 1: I totally just smocked a spider in Skyrim.
Person 2: Not sure if I should be impressed or grossed out.

by JackTheKnife469 May 17, 2020

Smocked samlon

When a person gives a blowjob, then spits the semen back onto the penis, the portion of this mixture that connects from the mouth to the penis like a gooey string

Nothing gets Shawn more excited than getting a smocked samlon after getting blown by a midget tranny

by Hollow Rollo August 4, 2023