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SMCP

Suck My Coin Purse... meaning to suck one's scrotum, similar to a tea bag.
Oh hey man your shirt sucks. Oh yeah? SMCP douche.
by BAFS April 8, 2008
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Smch

An expressive response projecting sudden irritation or disappointment.
Smch! I know you didn't just fart in my face!
by uReggie April 2, 2019
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SMCO

Something so offside or something that catches you so off guard, that while in a casual moment of drinking your coffee it causes you to spit your coffee out to prevent choking.

Example;
While sitting in my office cubicle drinking my morning coffee, I overheard two female coworkers talking.

Worker 1: ”I met his parents last night for the first time.”

Worker 2: “Oh that’s a big step!”

Worker 1: “OMG you won’t believe this!. I was gassy but didn’t want to excuse myself. I couldn't hold it any longer and thought I could sneak out a silent little puff fart but I accidentally pushed out my butt plug.

Worker 2: Gasp!

Worker 1: I was wearing a nice dress and no panties, I shot it onto the floor in front of them... I could have died”

Coworker: I heard that and SMCO!
by Cubicle Guy July 7, 2020
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smchting

Liam was mad horngry so he went on a smchting spree with his biddies.
by CodenameRebelKiller June 18, 2010
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SMCST

SMCST Means "Swinging My Cock Slapping Titties"
If This was my Last Day on Earth Then all I'll be Doin' is SMCST
by SonicX98 (PSN) June 12, 2011
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SMCPH

A more colorful way to express one's disgust or disappointment while shaking one's head. A variation of SMH meaning "shaking my cotton picking head" as used by Southerners and actors in Wild West movies.
So did you hear that Michael is wearing a zoot suit to the prom?

A zoot suit? What is that?

Like it has ginormous shoulder pads and lapels you can see from outer space and pant legs you can't sew together until he actually puts them on.

That's ridiculous! SMCPH
by Ninjetta April 22, 2010
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SMCB

Girl: Why are you so mean??
Boy: SMCB, AND STFU!
by sofbeats March 11, 2011
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