Shoe Mustard

When your dogglestyle cream pie drips onto your kicks.

I Left my Jordans on for more traction, now I got this big ass blob of Shoe Mustard that won't come out. I'm lucky it wasn't truffle butter.

by Jogney brogden October 29, 2018

Soup Shoe

A sexual act involving multiple individuals, urine and a shoe.

The urine being the soup and the shoe the bowl.

One person makes the soup and the other enjoys a tasty treat.

In order for this to be a "Soup Shoe" you must use a spoon. Crackers and other condiments optional.

*In certain company, be sure to use your Soup Spoon.

Becky: I'm so glad you asked me to the dance, Johnny.

Johnny: I'm glad too. When we leave I'll make you a nice warm Soup Shoe.

Becky: Omg Johnny! That sounds wonderful!

by Scoob0023 June 12, 2016

Shoebox Special

A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.

Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.

by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010

shoe fucking

When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.

My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.

by WIII February 15, 2017

cool shoe shine

The "cool shoe shine" is something that Noodle tells you to acquire in the song 19-2000. It is unknown what the cool shoe shine is, or the method you are supposed to use to acquire it, but it is clear this object has some importance to Noodle, due to it being one of the few things she can say in English.

Get the cooooool, get the cool shoe shine!

by ყззㅜ December 2, 2020

shoe full of rice

"A shoe full of rice" is a phrase in the song The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe. In the context of the song, commonly assumed to be about a botched abortion and a girlfriend's suicide, "a shoe full of rice" seems to be a nonsequitor. However, the song's author explains that "a shoe full of rice" simply is symbolic of a wedding. In many traditions, wedding guests shower the bride and groom with rice/grains to represent fertility. Because of the abortion referred to in the song, there will be no wedding.

Here's a quote from the author of The Freshmen, Brian Vander Ark:

"STOP A BABY'S BREATH, AND A SHOE FULL OF RICE, NO. first of all, forget the NO. stop a baby's breath is just that. abort the baby. a shoe full of rice is a result of a wedding. so--stop a baby's breath AND then you stop a wedding. she's pregnant, get her to abort, and then there's no wedding."

"Stop a baby's breath, and a shoe full of rice."

Q: Hey, does anyone know what does "a shoe full of rice" means?
A: It's just supposed to symbolize a wedding; at some weddings, they throw rice.

by cinderella_6 December 9, 2008

Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.

It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!

by meow2u3 February 23, 2008