Skirt

An insult referring to a female who embodies the characteristics of a hippo, forest giraffe or larger sized hairless cat.

Don't be such a stupid skirt.

by Jebbahnarry May 23, 2006

skirt

Calling out a mans manhood and/or general decision making.

Joe: Dan lets go to the bars tonight with all the guys.

Dan: Nah bro. just staying in tonight.

Joe: Stop being a fucking skirt, and lets get drunk!

by Fuckin' Lou February 3, 2010

Skirt

A group of Male-to-Female crossdressers who hang out and party together.

A new club just opened over on Spring Garden Street, so me and my skirt are going to get tarted up and check the place out this Saturday night!

by VixenVicki July 2, 2016

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

by ksyder December 9, 2008

#skirt nigga!

when u skrirt on a nigga!!!

#skirt nigga! means to "pull up on" so to "skeirere" on a nigga is to pull up on him.

by Skrrtlmao!!!JRNQEi May 17, 2018

Mini skirt

Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.

Whoops, there went a breeze. My paper went flying. So did your mini skirt.

by .JuDgE. September 22, 2009

Pencil Skirt

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.

Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!

by usis December 25, 2009