Sibling Simp (Sibmp)

Someone who does way too much for a sibling

Minerva is always making sure her siblings every needs and desires are met without hesitation. Clear example of being a Sibling Simp (Sibmp).

by Onesoda September 4, 2021

similoluwa

Yoruba meaning for I rest in God

Oluwa means God

Similoluwa praises God

by S6grddggggff June 29, 2015

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

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"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003

Simplaya

A horny ass motherfucker who is simping for 3 or more girls at the same time. The girls think they are queens but in reality, he is playing all of them. Downloads Tinder to scout for new candidates for his roster.

I hate him so much. I never knew he was a fucking simplaya. A lying cheating bastard.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Simplisticated

When something is easy and sophisticated, but not basic or overly complex.

I think our relationship is simplisticated and that’s perfect for me.

by anthumb May 24, 2022

college simp

Someone who does extracurricular activities or runs for leadership positions for the sole purpose of embellishing his/her college application. His/her disingenuous intent is usually obvious as they have no true passion for their activities. This term derives from the term simp; but instead of pleasing girls, college simps seek to please and gain the favor of colleges.

John: Do you know why Michael is running for class president?
Paul: Michael is a huge college simp – he would do anything to get into Yale.

Although he says he created the non-profit because he is concerned about animal rights, it's obvious that he is college simping.

by collegesimp June 28, 2020

Draco Simp

Someone who simps for Draco Malfoy way too much.

"hey I heard you like Draco Malfoy!"
"Yea I'm a Draco Simp."

by anonymous December 16, 2020