Boob Shrapnel

What happens when you shoot Heidi Montag in the boob.

Dude, last night I shot Heidi Montag's boob with my shotgun, it exploded killing 20 and injuring 15 with its boob shrapnel.

by christopherreedtopher April 21, 2010

arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

zit shrapnel

The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.

Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Dingle Shrapnel

A showering of "dingle shrapnel" is caused by spraying one's sweaty taint and ass with a can of computer duster.

After a long round of golf on a hot day, Jimmy decided to skip a shower and cool down by spraying a can of computer duster from his balls to his taint. The dingle shrapnel was shooting everywhere and we couldn't believe how they stuck to the walls.

by ocean recruiter August 4, 2010

Penis Shrapnel

penis shrapnel-

residue left after too much pressure wuz built up at the tip of the male penis, can be caused by
many things, somtimez by trying to have anal intercourse with a gurl under the age of 12, or can be
caused by getting excited too rapidly causing all teh blood to rush to the penis and explode. also iz very fatal if the victim iz recieving oral stimulation at the time of the explosion, wich is
known to decapacitate the head of the person giving the oral stimulatoin leaving nuthing but a body

Imran was hit in the face by Bob's penis shrapnel.

by Imran Carr January 30, 2005

Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009

Party shrapnel

The direct result of a long nights worth of partying. The remains include beer cans, beer bottles, cups, broken furniture and glass, as well as dirty counters and floors.

Brandons house had been destroyed by the amount of party shrapnel left over from the night before.

The Las Vegas strip was covered with six inches of party shrapnel after New Years Eve.

by stonebalone January 8, 2010