A catchphrase born from the brilliant mind of Rowan Bettjeman of Viva La Dirt League to describe something as being great and is a catchphrase that definitely exists.
by The Guy Who Uses Funny Memes December 5, 2022
Get the that shit's dingo mug.Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018
Get the two-shit morning mug.A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!
Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!
by LonePooper February 1, 2018
Get the pre-flight shit mug.A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
by silkpouch September 15, 2007
Get the shit grazer mug.by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019
Get the Kaleb ass shit mug.When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.
by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021
Get the No one gives a shit mug.When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.
Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.
by Aj36mason January 18, 2017
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